A poem
for those
who would
like to add me
to
their professional network
I am
Many
Things
I also am
Open
To discussion
I am
A writer
Of
Jokes
Position papers
Business plans
TV scripts
Articles
Unfinished novels
Technical instructions
Comedy sketches
Celebrity biographies
Real estate marketing
And other stuff
I also am
A content strategist
An information architect
A manager of creative teams
A web producer
A tv producer
A manager of technical teams
A front-end developer
A sound engineer
A short-stay landlord
A construction laborer
A dishwasher
I have worked
With
Some businesses
You have heard of
Disney
PBS
Microsoft
REI
Expedia
I also have worked
With
Some businesses
You have not heard of
I am
A bachelor of arts
A master of communications
I also have
Hobbies
And
Interests
Cinema history
Cooking
Geology roadtrips
Geeking out on airplanes
Garage punk alt music history
Riding my motorcycle
And
Building silly websites
with dubious accessibility
By hand
I was scouted
By
Clown College
I did not
Run away
With
The circus
Usually
I think
That was the right choice
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